December 2009
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old
today in wal-mart, these two old men politely passed each other in an aisle. they smiled, and nodded, and the smiles & nods could very easily have said..”When did we get so old?”
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college
i’m kinda scared of college. but you know, i think it’ll be good. for me, for my family. i hope i’ll be able to keep my dorm room clean.
sigh. no more Castle on Mondays, or NCIS on Tuesdays, or The Mentalist on Thursdays. that’s just a little depressing. season dvds, please?
i need a good winter jacket too. Carhart? Lands’ End? ohh i want warmth & style yet Is...
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Come on and fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away.
– Frank Sinatra. oh heavens, one of my favorite music lines..
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Truer words. .
A woman would rather be called ‘beautiful’ than ‘hot.’ ‘Hot’ indicates sexual appeal, but ‘beautiful’ signifies the admiration of the many facets of personality.
—that’s my take on it, anyways. [really, i made it up. pretty words & everything]
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goodnight routine: shake out your sheets, lay in bed on your back, think of 5...
– von.
starting tonight, i shall.
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She's a great writer →
Brainin'
There are 10 copycats in a boat. 1 jumps out. How many copycats are left?
a: zero.
If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
a: glass
What do you put in a toaster?
a: bread
A rooster lays an egg on the middle of a roof. Will the egg fall left or right?
a: a rooster does not lay...
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These are a few of my favorite things..
There are so many beeyootimus things. Like red lipstick. and hammocks. yellow flowers. ticking watches. old books. over-sized jewellery. watching little boys run around & giggle with imitation-Three Wise Men hats on. Southern twang. Velux blankets. white hair. The loving looks sent one’s way that one rarely has the privilege of seeing. rubberbands. rubberband balls. clutches....
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m...
– Ronald Reagan
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That has high vacuum pressure!
– used in place of “That sucks!”
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SCL: Elf on a Shelf.. →
. .because it’s just that awesome.
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NCIS 8p.m.tuesdays.
Tony: Six letter word for a reason to commit a crime.
Gibbs: Dinozzo...
Tony: That's seven letters.
Gibbs: Still works for me.
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Necking is just upper persuasion for lower invasion.
– Author Unknown, but i read it out of a book about Southern Mamas.